Just Gonna Leave These 20 Pics Of Celebrity Latino Zaddies Here In Case You’re Feeling Thirsty
A while ago, People Magazine declared Blake Shelton as the “Sexiest Man Alive” and left the internet pretty much up in arms. Most of the sentiment was that Blake Shelton’s looks are average at best. Many believe the magazine is doing the world an injustice by mostly electing only white men (all but two men of color have ever been given the award. #sideeye). Now, I’m not here to judge, shame or grill the country music star on his looks, but since the internet is talking about it…
Here’s a list of some of the babeliest, most ridiculously good looking Latinos who could blow People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” title out of the water.
1. Alex Rodriguez
arod / InstagramWhat? You’re gonna tell me that what’s good enough for J.Lo ain’t good enough for the world? This former shortstop is some hot stuff. Like, I’d trade in some priceless stuff just to be that grey turtleneck sweater grazing his chest for one hour. She knows, he knows it, we know it and Blake’s gotta know it.
2. Ricky Martin
Ricky_martin / InstagramLook, I know there’s a TON of women who can go weak at the knees just at the sight of a Blake Shelton smolder. Just look at Gwen Stefani! Still, what’s a weak knee compared to the feeling of inner combustion every woman has experienced at that cleft chin. Ricky Martin has been lighting up the fire in our loins since the ’80s, and hasn’t stopped for a break.
3. Diego Boneta
diego / InstagramPro Tip For Blake: Every man’s sexy factor goes up when they say they’re a feminist and act like it. The actor has got a boy next door face and charm. I’d watch him wash his BMX bike in his front yard while singing “You Belong With Me” all damn day.
4. William Levy
willevy / InstagramDoes People Mag seriously think every woman alive wouldn’t want to wake up next to this? Over Blake Shelton? I mean, I don’t even need the real thing. I’d blow this photo up to poster size and hang it next to my bed just so I could be greeted by that face every morning. Buenos días, papi!
5. Jaime Camil
jamiecamil / InstagramNot only does the “Jane The Virgin” star have a face that was sculpted out of pure marble by baby angels in heaven , but he’s got the charm and the sense of humor that makes him so much more than a pretty face. Still, that face is perfection.
6. Leonardo Nam
leonardo_nam/ InstagramLike I said, I’m not here to grill Blake but the Argentine-Korean “West World” actor 100 percent has a dog in this fight. Just look at that smile. Look at the beautiful buttery skin. I wanna rock his west world.
7. Benjamin Bratt
benjaminbratt/ InstagramPeople Magazine, are you there? Are you really telling me that you don’t think the “Coco” actor hasn’t deserved the title of Sexiest Man Alive for years? Not when he was in “Miss Congeniality”? Or when he was dating Julia Roberts? Or now while he’s been gracing TV audiences with his chiseled jawline in “Stars”? Okay. You’re wrong.
8. Danny Pino
eldannypino / InstagramListen, have all fallen victim to the dimples of this man’s gleaming smile. I mean, look at him. Even the puppy can’t handle his hotness!
9. Miguel
miguel / InstagramMiguel. Miguel, Miguel, Miguel. Ugh, can you even stand looking at him without swooning? He makes a bronze velour sweatsuit look damn good, and I didn’t think that was possible. He can sing into my ear all day and night.
10. Bruno Mars
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Bruno Mars, né Peter Gene Hernandez, stormed onto the music scene back in 2010 with the release of his “Doo-Wops & Hooligans“ album, which brought us hits like “Just The Way You Are” and “Grenade.” Jump to 2014 and the release of “Uptown Funk,” and it was clear that this man had swag for days. Like, literally, so much swag just drips of him and his smooth moves that we don’t know how to handle it.
11. Jesús “Chino” Miranda
chynomiranda / InstagramIf you’ve never heard of Jesús “Chino” Miranda, then you have been severely missing out. This walking statue of perfection is part of the wildly popular Venezuelan reggaeton duo Chino Y Nacho. Though he has gotten rid of his flowing locks of hair, this Venezolano will still make your heart melt when you catch a glimpse of his beautiful smile. ?
12. Maluma
maluma/ InstagramCredit: @ricky_martin / Instagram
All the way from Colombia, Maluma has been probably zaddying since the day he was born. If his album “F.A.M.E.” doesn’t convince you he’s the most zaddying zaddy of all time, just check out his thirst traps on Instagram.
13. Tristan Wilds
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You might think that Tristan Wilds got his big break thanks to Adele’s music video for “Hello,” but this Dominican slice of heaven has been in the game long before that. Do you remember a little movie called “Red Tails” or the CW revival of “90210”? Either way, Wilds has proven to be a damn good actor with a smile that could light up all of Hollywood.
14. Rafael Amaya
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Don’t look at Rafael Amaya straight on unless you are ready to deal with his sultry eyes piercing through to your soul. This Mexican telenovela star has made quite the name of himself as a telenovela tour de force. From his uncredited appearances on “Ugly Betty” to playing Aurelio Casillas on “El Señor de los Cielos,” there is never a time when women and men don’t swoon over this 6’2″ drink of water. ????
15. Thiago Silva
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This Brazilian-born futbolista might look like just another boy next door, but don’t let that fool you. Thiago Silva is all over the place, literally, playing fútbol for the Brazilian national team, as well as Paris Saint-Germain. The best part about this sexy af athlete are those plump and pouty lips. Like, who wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of a Silva kiss?
16. Mauricio Ochmann
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Another Mexicano from the “El Señor de los Cielos” cast, Mauricio Ochmann has the kind of attitude and temperament suitable for a future hubby. Not to mention he was the total heartthrob in “7 Mujeres 1 Homosexual Y Carlos.” Those puppy dog eyes are enough to make us weak in the knees and fall into his oh-so defined arms. Plus, who doesn’t love a good-looking straight man who is totally down for complete and total equality for the LGBTQ community? Answer: NO ONE.
17. Oscar Isaac
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Guatemalan-Cuban actor Oscar Isaac is just the right amount of no-f*cks-given rolled into a very handsome package. Not only has he proven his acting chops over and over again in movies like “Ex-Machina,” this dude has so many other talents. Remember when he showed the world the best way to eat Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Sorry, I seemed to have lost the ability to breathe.
18. Carmelo Anthony
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Carmelo Anthony, a prolific scorer in the NBA, is the 6’8″ puertorriqueño dreamboat the New York Knicks needed when he was traded over from the Denver Nuggets in 2011. But it isn’t his reliable shooting record we care about, no. We are here for this rugged good looks and those ever-so-sexy tattoos he has creeping up around his jersey.
19. Aarón Díaz
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This studmuffin all the way from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, has always had a way of stopping people in their tracks and taking the breath right out of ’em. Even when Aarón Díaz is posing with his adorable daughter, dude knows how to put those hypnotizing eyes to work. We are all still trying to figure out why in the hell Kate del Castillo let this prime hunk of man out of her life.
20. Laz Alonso
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Laz Alonso, a first generation Cuban-American, has been heating up screens both big and small. Not only did this Cuban vision of beauty play Fenix in “Fast & Furious” (still waiting for him to handcuff me, if we’re being honest), but he’s also been in “Avatar” and, most recently, “The Mysteries of Laura.” ? *sets DVR for a show I’ve never heard of*
21. Édgar Ramírez
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What is it with these hunky Venezolanos all over the place?! You might recognize Édgar Ramírez from “Joy,” where he acted alongside Jennifer Lawrence. Does he have great acting skills? Sure. But can we take a minute and just admire the sexual appeal that comes from being a hairy and buff Latino. Seriously, there is nothing better than finding that perfect, cuddly teddy bear, even if you have to stand outside looking through his window. #NotPersonalExperienceOrAnything?
22. Romeo Santos
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Every girl, guy, dog, and cat just could NOT get enough of Aventura, especially the Dominican-Puerto Rican Romeo Santos. Not only can we not stop looking at his trademark dimple, we also just want one or two hours holding his muscle-bound arms. Just imagine how great it must feel to have him hold you like you were the only person in the world. ? Tell me that you love me / And you need me? Please!
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