Cardi B has her full-length debut album ready to drop this week and in the days leading up to the big reveal she has been gifting us with all kinds of goodies. Last week she gave us a sneak peek of her project with an album cover reveal, premiered “Be Careful” and last night the rapper debuted a “Bartier Cardi” music video.
Of course, just like the trap reina herself, the video is all kinds of complex. There’s a lot happening here and I have a load of questions.
Such as…
1. What is this girl fishing for?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Okay, so we start off the video poolside, chill. But why is this woman working outside in heels?
2. Dang what kind of bills are those??
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Sending prayers that those are dollars and even that would be such a shame.
3. Cardi, do you know your friends are mishandling your money?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
And sticking their dang fingers in your food???
4. My girl, where can I get a hall of guys who only speak my name?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Now that’s how you know you’ve made it.
5. Whoa, Cardi why are you on the roof of a car right now?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
That car literally must be whipping at 15 mph in the rain. How have you not fallen off yet?
6. ¿¿¿Qué fue eso???
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Ick, windshields are so dirty.
7. You’re really gonna put chapstick over your lipstick like that rn?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Must be a good brand of chapstick. ¿Qué es, Belcalis?
8. EOS???
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Maybe it goes well with red bottoms?
9. Oh god. What is about to go DOWN with 21 Savage?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
He looks like they’re about to turn him into 21 shades of grey. ?
10. Dang girl, are those zip ties?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Can you check on him? El pobre does not look with it.
11. Well, as long as you’re having fun, I guess. Are you?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Yeah, it looks like it…
12. Can I come next time?
CREDIT: “Bartier Cardi” / Atlantic Records
Maybe you can teach me how to chill on a car roof while it’s riding…
