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We Know What Your Partner Really Wants In Bed Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Love and sex are complicated. Too often we make the mistake of believing that good sex and sexual chemistry just occurs in a relationship. The thing is, there are only a few ways to guarantee a satisfying sex life and making sure sparks fly in the bedroom. Being in tune with your body is one of them. Zodiac signs aren’t always accurate about our futures, but often times they can bring clarity to our lives in love and sex.

Take a tip from your zodiac sign to discover sexual preferences you might not have known that you or your partner have.

Aries

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For Aries, passion is the name of the game, and the aim of the game. Ruled by Mars, fire, and the sun, Aries find their groove by being the initiator. You get a kick out of being the dominant one in the bedroom since you know exactly what you want. Aries, your partners love everything you do, just be careful not to burn them out!

Sign soulmates: Leo, Libra, Gemini, Scorpio

Taurus

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If you’re a Taurus, then you’re all about foreplay. The journey is just as important as the destination, and you want to feel desired. For you, romance is the goal. Music, candles, and sensuality are what you crave. Your partner’s super lucky because you take lovemaking to another level.

Sign soulmates: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Gemini

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Gemini, you embrace your sexuality and that makes you one really exciting person to be with. Being a Gemini means being a communicator and you bring that to the bedroom, too. So, not only are you open to adventure, your partner definitely knows about your adventurous side. For you, PDA is definitely okay. Creativity is key when it comes to pleasing you in bed. You’re open to experimentation, and your partners love you for your flexibility.

Sign soulmates: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Cancer

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You’re a Cancer, which means you don’t just “have sex” — you make love. The most important thing for you is the real art of seduction. You need lots of intimate conversation to go along with kissing and touching. Your partners get both physical and emotional fulfillment from being with you. Be careful, though, and make sure that your partners give you just as much as you in return.

Sign soulmates: Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces

Leo

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Leo, you bring your dominant personality to the bedroom. You also bring an amazing stamina and a heightened libido. Any partner of yours is bound to be impressed. There’s a reason your sign is the king of the animal world since you treat your partners like royalty in bed and you take pride in that.

Sign soulmates: Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius, Leo

Virgo

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Your sign is the virgin, which means that for you, Virgo, sex is about that special feeling. Virgo chicas like you want perfection in bed, and you do that by paying close attention to your partner. Just make sure to accept nothing less than sincerity and attention in return from them!

Sign soulmates: Taurus, Libra, Pisces, Capricorn

Libra

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Libra, your sex life is all about molding your needs to your partner’s needs. Because you bring tastefulness and sensitivity to the bedroom, making love is a sacred act between you and your partner. You need to balance the time spent on foreplay with the actual act, conversation with actions, and your pleasure with your partner’s pleasure.

Sign soulmates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Pisces

Scorpio

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It can be hard to match the intensity that a Scorpio like you brings to the bedroom. You’ve got one of the highest libidos of all the zodiac signs, and it shows. Every. Single. Time. You’re okay with occasional, mind-blowing sex over regular, mediocre sex, any day. Every session in the bedroom is amazing, and that always makes your partners come back for more.

Sign soulmates: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Sagittarius

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Being a Sagittarius means being naturally flirtatious and teasing, and this definitely influences your sex life. Sagittarius, you thrive on sexual tension, and that keeps your partners guessing. Because you love new experiences, you tend to shy away from routine in the bedroom. Your love of spontaneity is what your partners love about you.

Sign soulmates: Leo, Aries, Gemini, Aquarius

Capricorn

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Capricorn, you’re a mixed bag. You prefer the comfort and intimacy of sex in a relationship. But, that doesn’t stop you from being fun and playful in bed. Best of all, you’re super skilled — you can go slow and fast, rough and soft, safe and adventurous. Your partners know this and want you all the more for it.

Sign soulmates: Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo

Aquarius

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As an air sign you’re a free spirit, Aquarius, and you bring that to the bedroom. You’re a true individual who relies on intelligence and idealism, and you need a strong mental connection to really have a good time in the bedroom. Aquarians, you play it coy on the streets, but you’re definitely a freak in the sheets.

Sign soulmates: Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Virgo

Pisces

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Pisces, your romantic and sensual nature makes you a fabulous partner in bed. You desire a real connection to your partners, and so you pay close attention to your partner’s needs and fantasies. This can also make you an adventurous lover. You ensure sex is an emotional, and sometimes even spiritual, experience for your partners.

Sign soulmates: Scorpio, Cancer, Virgo, Libra 

Knowing more about your zodiac sign can help you think more deeply about who you are in bed, and what you want in the bedroom — it’s all about giving more power to you!


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20 Classic Traits Of An Aquarius

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20 Classic Traits Of An Aquarius

It’s all well and good to know that you’re an Aquarius, but what does that actually mean? Don’t worry, babe, we’ve got you covered. We’ll make sure you’ll be able to talk the ear off the next person who asks you about your star sign. Here are 20 classic traits of an Aquarius!

1. You’re born between the 21st of January and the 18th of February.

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This is kinda obvious, for those of us who are into the signs of the zodiac. But, not everyone knows that these dates are inclusive. So for those of you born on the 21st of January, or the 18th of February: congratulations! You’re most definitely an Aquarius.

2. Your ruling planet is Uranus.

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Sorry, but you’re gonna get a lot of posterior-related jokes over this one. Uranus is associated with sudden upheavals in people’s lives. Let’s face it, is this really surprising when life is never ever boring for you, Aquarius?

3. You’re a humanitarian to your core.

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You’re progressive, and it shows. You know that you can’t just ignore what’s going on in the world, so you try to make your corner of it just that little bit better. This also means that you’re the most likely of the signs to fact-check every Donald Trump tweet, and then post aggressively about it.

4. Innovation and intelligence are your best friends.

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Remember when Apple Inc. said, “Think Different”? Well, you’re the original, “Think Different”. Some people say you’re weird. Others say you’re a genius. You know that you’re both: it just depends on what way your mood takes you.

5. Friends come easily to you.

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You’re a friend magnet. People like how welcoming you can be – so much so, that you can end up associating with some pretty strange amigos. You’re loyal to a fault, too. When people make friends with you, they know they’re making a friend for life. 

6. Did someone say, Miss Independent?

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Even though you’re good with people, you also like your alone time. This can make you come across as a bit aloof. But, let’s face it, you know that your mysteriousness can be hot as hell, too.

7. You’re detached and unpredictable.

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Part of this is due to the fact that your intelligence sets you apart. If your friends and family had to sum you up in one word, they’d say, “smart”. So, really, it’s their fault if they think you’re detached and unpredictable: they’re just not operating on your level.

8. Blue and blue-green are your lucky colors.

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As the sign of the water bearer, it just makes sense that blue and blue-green are your lucky colors. Maybe it’s time to start wearing some blue and watch your luck improve!

9. You’re compatible with four other star signs.

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And who are they? Look for a Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius or Aries when it comes to friendship and love. Not that you don’t get along with the other signs of the zodiac, but these signs set you alight with their intelligence, passion and zest for life. It’s always nice meeting a kindred soul, right?

10. But there are two signs that might grind your gears.

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Taurus and Scorpio are two signs of the zodiac that will stump you. You’re a dreamer, and both of these signs are quite pragmatic. But you know what they say, sometimes opposites attract, don’t they?

11. You can be a bit nervous at times.

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You might find that you can be prone to anxiety. So, don’t be afraid to tell people you’d prefer to skip the massive, scary rollercoasters when you’re spending the day at a theme park. 

12. You have a love-hate relationship with exercise.

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You want to be fit, but you hate exercise. Don’t. We. All. You need to dedicate yourself to something quirky before you’d find yourself really enjoying your exercise routine. It’s time for you to find your closest martial arts dojo, or local pole dancing studio!

13. Brains are sexy to you.

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In the wise words of Canadian hippie Alanis Morissette, all you want is intellectual intercourse. If someone doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together, should they even be allowed to rub anything else? The answer for you, of course, is no.

14. You’re super respectful of your partner’s individuality in a relationship.

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You want the both of you to be your own person – just because you got into a relationship doesn’t mean either of you stop being who you are! You are your partner’s biggest cheerleader. They want to go back to college? You’re right with them. They want to go to the moon? You’ll happily help them train to be an astronaut. It’s the Aquarius way.

15. You find it hard to open up in relationships.

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And no-one knows why. Is it because you don’t want to burden your significant other with your problems? Maybe you want your relationship to focus on the happy, good stuff. Anyway, your partner won’t know why until you open up to them about it.

16. You make a great boss.

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You make a frank and friendly leader, and you respect the intelligence and independence of your colleagues. This makes you one hell of a team player, and dependable to boot. Why wouldn’t anyone want to work with you?

17. You get itchy feet really easily.

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You hate the idea of being stuck in a rut because of your job. Or your relationship. Or the place you’re living in. It’s this kind of attitude that takes you on volunteering trips overseas, or back to school. You just know that you’ve got to keep moving forward.

18. You don’t care about money when it comes to work.

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Well, to a certain extent. You like to know you’re being paid what you’re worth. But, it’s more important that you’re doing something stimulating. For you Aquarius, there is nothing worse than being bored out of your brains.

19. Your perfect job taps into your intelligence and communication abilities.

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Think along the lines of science-based fields, such as biology. You’d also work well as an engineer since it draws on your passion for technology. On the other hand, with your strong communication skills, you’d also do well as a psychologist, social worker, journalist, public relations consultant, or in politics, as a politician or lobbyist. 

20. Your fellow Aquariuses are pretty successful, revolutionary people.

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As an Aquarius, you keep the company of the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein. Not bad, hey? Surely you’ve got a chance to join their ranks in history, and change the world for the better!

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The Tamales You Should Eat According To Your Zodiac Sign

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The Tamales You Should Eat According To Your Zodiac Sign

Look, we get it. You want to talk about the important things in life. Family, friends, and tamales. So we consulted the stars about the important stuff, and they revealed to us just what kind of tamal you would be if you were given the opportunity. Or, at least, the kind of tamales you should be eating.

We know: you can thank us later.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Aries, you know that your type of tamal would have to match the fire in your soul. It’s the very thing that powers your courageous, passionate personality. And your, uh, not-so-shining moments when you’re feeling a little short-tempered and aggressive.

Your tamal:

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 Yours is one spicy de puerco. If it’s not hot, it’s not your tamal, babe. You know that if other people can’t handle the heat, then they’re missing out on something really special.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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Taurus, the first thing you probably thought when you saw this zodiac was: really? You’re too practical to think of people in terms of tamales. That’s why we like you. When people say they like a Taurus, they’re saying that they like your reliability and your sense of stability. And they’re probably ignoring the fact that you can be stubborn as all hell, and a little uncompromising to boot. 

Your tamal:

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 Did someone say nacatamales? Because that’s you – it’s all you. People come for the groundedness of a nacatamal, and stay for the unexpected burst of delicious flavor, just like they do with you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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We don’t mean to show up your significant other, Gemini, but we’ve got you pegged. You’re gentle and affectionate. But, you’re also a little pessimistic and insecure. Your kind of tamal is one that is just as mild-mannered, and doesn’t know just how good it actually is.

Your tamal: 

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Your tamal soulmate is de mole. A hella scrumptious one, that is. Part of what makes you so attractive is your flexibility in tastes and types, just like a good de mole tamal.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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Cancer, we’re sure you already know why people are attracted to you. You’re in tune with your emotional side, and it shows. You can be tenacious and highly imaginative. Of course, people need to watch out for your more moody and manipulative self, too. Your kind of tamales mixes your best with … what could be better.

Your tamal:

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You now know why you have an affinity for rajas con queso. Any kind of sharper undertones are softened by a cheesy nature.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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When people think about a Leo, they’re thinking about your warm-hearted and cheerful nature. Although, it’s pretty hard to ignore your self-centredness and arrogance, sometimes. To be honest, it’s hard to ignore anything about you, Leo! You thrive on being the star of the show – whether that’s when you’re chilling with your numero uno, or discovering your tamal self.

Your tamal: 

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The de pollo wasn’t just made for eating: it was made to be your star sign mascot. That amazing mix of flavors is exactly your personality, in tamal form.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Virgo, your loyalty and willingness to work hard are what draw people to you. Your kindness is what makes people stay around you. Sometimes though, you worry just a bit too much. Your kind of tamal is one that shows just how lovely you are. 

Your tamal: 

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Did you really believe that you were going to be paired with anything other than a Colombian bollos? It’s got that same down-to-earth feel to it that really shines through for you, when you’re at your best.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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If someone had to describe you off the top of their head, they’d say that you’re cooperative, diplomatic, and you try to be as fair-minded as possible. But, they also know that you’re exactly the type of person to carry a grudge, too. You wouldn’t think that you could find these traits in a tamal, but you’d be wrong Libra.

Your tamal:

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 If tamal could be a spirit animal, then de elote would be yours. Just like you, it’s a dish for everyone!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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If you looked up “Scorpio” in a thesaurus, it would read like this: resourceful, brace, passionate, stubborn, distrusting, jealous, secretive, violent. And sure, it would clearly suck as a thesaurus, but would that make it any less accurate? Your kind of tamal is unexpectedly one hell of a snack, just like you.

Your tamal:

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You probably knew already why you were dreaming about chowing down on a little Mexican corundas, didn’t you, Scorpio? It’s small in size, but still packs a punch when it’s paired with the right masa.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

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If you won a million dollars, Sagittarius, what would you do with it? You’d probably give away half of it, insult the three distant cousins who’d suddenly show up in your life, and pay for a semi-okay comedian to entertain you at dinner for a month. Because that’s your jam, and your kind of tamal would do exactly the same thing. If it was sentient, of course. 

Your tamal: 

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You know who’s all about the dulce tamales? You are. Just think about it: sweet, and filled with raisins, coconut, or whatever tickles your fancy.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

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Capricorn, you’re the type of babe to watch Dance Moms and be more interested in how the kids are progressing over the mom-drama. And that’s why we love you. You’re responsible and disciplined … and a bit of a know-it-all. You tamal has that same sense of structure.

Your tamal: 

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Could it be anything other than the Chilean humitas? It looks pretty much the same as you do after a few drinks: wrapped in corn leaves, seasoned with basil and sometimes topped with a slice of tomato.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

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If you’re not reading this from either a volunteering trip in the south of Nepal, or from the most hipster bar in town, are you even Aquarius-ing right? It’s okay, we love you for your progressiveness and individuality, even if you can be a little temperamental and uncompromising at times. Your tamales are all about finding that spice in your life.

Your tamal: 

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Repeat after us: paches, paches, paches. Did we mention paches? They’ve got a real irresistible burst of flavor from a mix of hot spices with either meat or vegetables, depending on whether you’re living on the vegetarian side of life.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Pisces, in this world that can be too fast and too brutal for some, your emotional vulnerability is what’s so great about you. Some would say that your capacity to trust is a weakness, but let’s face it, shouldn’t we all be a bit more trusting? We trust you’ll like your tamal match, anyway.

Your tamal:

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 With your personality, Pisces, you are definitely one for oaxaqueños. You don’t need any corn husks in your life, when you’ve got banana leaves! And, we’re sure that just like a good oaxaqueños, you’re stuffed with chicken and mole negro most the time, too.

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